Post edited 8:14 pm – July 15, 2010 by Tink
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Pick Up Artist- set to Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds
Co-written by Fors and Tink
Picture yourself in a bar and you're dancing
To some bad DJ when you catch someone's eye
Somebody buys you a really cheap well drink
A douche that's a Dick in disguiiiiise
His cheap Axe cologne floats over your head
Giving you watery eyes
He asks "What's your sign babe?"
You say "Exit" and you're gone
Douchebag drinking Skyy with diamonds!
Douchebag drinking Skyy with diamonds!
Douchebag drinking Skyy with diamonds!
You're at the table with all of your girlfriends
You wish you could hear what they say
But somebody's drowning them out with descriptions
Of the fantastic golf game they play
He says you remind him of Ms. Sarah Palin
Because of your glasses and hair
Stare at the ceiling
And count to ten hoping he's gone
Douchebag drinking Skyy with diamonds!
Douchebag drinking Skyy with diamonds!
Douchebag drinking Skyy with diamonds!
ARRRRRRRRRGHGGHGHGHGHGHGHGHHH!
Picture yourself getting into a taxi
Your night on the town an unpleasant surprise
Suddenly somebody asks for your number
The douche who's a Dick in disguiiiiseeeeee!
(big finish!)
Douchebag drinking Skyy with diamonds!
Douchebag drinking Skyy with diamonds!
Douchebag drinking Skyy with diamonds!
ARRRRRRRRRGHGGHGHGHGHGHGHGHHH!
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