Shadowgirls

Post edited 8:14 pm – July 15, 2010 by Tink

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Pick Up Artist- set to Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds

Co-written by Fors and Tink

Picture yourself in a bar and you're dancing

To some bad DJ when you catch someone's eye

Somebody buys you a really cheap well drink

A douche that's a Dick in disguiiiiise

His cheap Axe cologne floats over your head

Giving you watery eyes

He asks "What's your sign babe?"

You say "Exit" and you're gone

Douchebag drinking Skyy with diamonds!

Douchebag drinking Skyy with diamonds!

Douchebag drinking Skyy with diamonds!

 

You're at the table with all of your girlfriends

You wish you could hear what they say

But somebody's drowning them out with descriptions

Of the fantastic golf game they play

He says you remind him of Ms. Sarah Palin

Because of your glasses and hair

Stare at the ceiling

And count to ten hoping he's gone

Douchebag drinking Skyy with diamonds!

Douchebag drinking Skyy with diamonds!

Douchebag drinking Skyy with diamonds!

ARRRRRRRRRGHGGHGHGHGHGHGHGHHH!

 

Picture yourself getting into a taxi

Your night on the town an unpleasant surprise

Suddenly somebody asks for your number

The douche who's a Dick in disguiiiiseeeeee!

(big finish!)

Douchebag drinking Skyy with diamonds!

Douchebag drinking Skyy with diamonds!

Douchebag drinking Skyy with diamonds!

ARRRRRRRRRGHGGHGHGHGHGHGHGHHH!