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12:02 am
August 25, 2010


Dave Reynolds

North… Just north.

Elder God

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Post edited 12:51 am – August 25, 2010 by Dave Reynolds


Is this book horror?
Or is this book fantasy?
Caught up in Innsmouth,
No escape from reality
Everyone's eyes, are glowing red, gold or green
I'm just a poor girl, I need no sympathy,
Because my mom's easy come, easy go, Little high, little low,
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me… I've got wings.

Lindsey, tried to kill a man,
Put a gun against his head, Paul stopped her, so he's not dead
Christmas, life had just begun,
But now she's found out she is part fish
Mama, oooooh, Didn't mean to make you drink,
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on, because I've been eaten by a fish.

Grandma, did something to me,
Sent shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time
Goodbye, ev'rybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face Dagon
Mama, oooooh, I don't want to die,
I sometimes wish we'd form the Shadowgirl
But it's hard to do, when I'm in a coma.

*piano solo*

I see a little silhouetto of a bug,
Arathian, Arathian, will you do the Atlach-Nacha
Spiderlegs and webbing, very, very fright'ning me
(Cykranosh) Tsathoggua (Cykranosh) Tsathoggua, Tsathoggua, figaroooo
Mistletooooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-oooe
I'm just a poor girl and nobody loves me
She's just a poor girl from a poor family,
Lives in a trailer park fighting monstrosities
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go
Yog-Sothoth! No, we will not let you go
(Let her go!) Yog-Sothoth! We will not let you go
(Let her go!) Yog-Sothoth! We will not let you go
(Let me go) Will not let you go
(Let me go) Will not let you go (Let me go) Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, Nodens!
Oh Moria mia, Moira mia, please don't fry Max's brain
Dagon has a deep one put aside for me, for me, for meeeeeeeee

*head bangs*

So you think you can drown me and web up my eyes
So you think you can destroy me and leave me to die
Oh, spider, can't do this to me, spider,
Just gotta get out, form my sword and chop you in half

*music slows*

Everything does matters, Anyone can see,
Everything really matters,
Everything really does matters… To meeeeee

Any way the wind blows.

*boom*


(Yes… I'm a dork.)


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12:40 am
August 25, 2010


Forsythe

Somewhere near soggy old Innsmouth

Deep One

posts 271

That, sir… was a thing of beauty!..  Bravo!  Bravo!  Bravissimo! *claps wildly*


:D

1:59 am
August 25, 2010


Jacobus

Deep One

posts 303

Post edited 1:59 am – August 25, 2010 by Jacobus


Dave Reynolds said:

(Yes… I'm a dork.)


No sir. You are a G-O-D, God.

7:02 am
August 25, 2010


Pujardov

Fish Monster

posts 148

You wee genius :)

Oh look, Azathoth is behind you asking for a cup of sugar – lose D100 San ;)

7:36 am
August 25, 2010


DanialArin

Long Island, NY

Fish Monster

posts 177

Jacobus said:

Dave Reynolds said:

(Yes… I'm a dork.)


No sir. You are a G-O-D, God.


He is not a God.  He's the S.T.  Gods are just some of his little B.G.C.'s.

9:27 am
August 25, 2010


Bounty

CA

Deep One

posts 244

Does that EPIC cover need a "With Apologies to Queen" for those who don't have thier GeekCred up to sufficent levels?


Also, I need a group consensus here is that first Panel getting a "Tensor's Floating Disk", "Silver Surfer" or "Static Shock" joke attached to it?

It's time for another good idea, bad idea:
Good Idea – Getting your Insider character into the comic
Bad Idea – Joining the EOD to do so.

Gratz to Jacobus for the New Avatar!

1:23 pm
August 25, 2010


Valor

Somewhere

Fish Monster

posts 36

Dave Reynolds said:

Is this book horror?
Or is this book fantasy?
Caught up in Innsmouth,
No escape from reality
Everyone's eyes, are glowing red, gold or green
I'm just a poor girl, I need no sympathy,
Because my mom's easy come, easy go, Little high, little low,
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me… I've got wings.

Lindsey, tried to kill a man,
Put a gun against his head, Paul stopped her, so he's not dead
Christmas, life had just begun,
But now she's found out she is part fish
Mama, oooooh, Didn't mean to make you drink,
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on, because I've been eaten by a fish.

Grandma, did something to me,
Sent shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time
Goodbye, ev'rybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face Dagon
Mama, oooooh, I don't want to die,
I sometimes wish we'd form the Shadowgirl
But it's hard to do, when I'm in a coma.

*piano solo*

I see a little silhouetto of a bug,
Arathian, Arathian, will you do the Atlach-Nacha
Spiderlegs and webbing, very, very fright'ning me
(Cykranosh) Tsathoggua (Cykranosh) Tsathoggua, Tsathoggua, figaroooo
Mistletooooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-oooe
I'm just a poor girl and nobody loves me
She's just a poor girl from a poor family,
Lives in a trailer park fighting monstrosities
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go
Yog-Sothoth! No, we will not let you go
(Let her go!) Yog-Sothoth! We will not let you go
(Let her go!) Yog-Sothoth! We will not let you go
(Let me go) Will not let you go
(Let me go) Will not let you go (Let me go) Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, Nodens!
Oh Moria mia, Moira mia, please don't fry Max's brain
Dagon has a deep one put aside for me, for me, for meeeeeeeee

*head bangs*

So you think you can drown me and web up my eyes
So you think you can destroy me and leave me to die
Oh, spider, can't do this to me, spider,
Just gotta get out, form my sword and chop you in half

*music slows*

Everything does matters, Anyone can see,
Everything really matters,
Everything really does matters… To meeeeee

Any way the wind blows.

*boom*


(Yes… I'm a dork.)


In all my months and years of reading webcomics, never have I come across such an epic synopsis. You, sir, get a cookie and an Internet.

"Reason is not automatic. Those who deny it cannot be conquered by it." – Ayn Rand

4:43 pm
August 25, 2010


SporkBot

Deep One

posts 267

HA! Took me a moment or two to see where you were going with that. Awesome.

Do not allow yourself to ever give in to despair or self-pity…that's my job and it's copyrighted, bucko!

9:58 pm
August 25, 2010


adamas

Deep One

posts 345

Bounty said:

Does that EPIC cover need a "With Apologies to Queen" for those who don't have thier GeekCred up to sufficent levels?


Also, I need a group consensus here is that first Panel getting a "Tensor's Floating Disk", "Silver Surfer" or "Static Shock" joke attached to it?


I'd say Tensor myself. But then I'm an old D&D hand.

9:38 am
August 26, 2010


Bounty

CA

Deep One

posts 244

adamas said:

Bounty said:

Does that EPIC cover need a "With Apologies to Queen" for those who don't have thier GeekCred up to sufficent levels?


Also, I need a group consensus here is that first Panel getting a "Tensor's Floating Disk", "Silver Surfer" or "Static Shock" joke attached to it?


I'd say Tensor myself. But then I'm an old D&D hand.


Me too. My first thought on seeing the panel was "And the Shadow Child Casts Tensor's, so she's got some wizard levels…"


Then I realised that you've never been able to ride your own Tensor's Disk, and it was moving more like the Silver Surfer's Cosmic Surf Board. But the shape wasn't right for that and in looking at the shape it reminded me of Static Shock's Disc. THe truth is probably something far more interesting about how the Dreamlands works, and ultimately far less important that why what appears to be a wave of Blood is about to engulf them.

It's time for another good idea, bad idea:
Good Idea – Getting your Insider character into the comic
Bad Idea – Joining the EOD to do so.

Gratz to Jacobus for the New Avatar!

11:45 am
August 26, 2010


Dave Reynolds

North… Just north.

Elder God

posts 310

12:17 am
August 27, 2010


Jacobus

Deep One

posts 303

F*ck yeah!

3:52 am
August 27, 2010


Tink

Arkham, MA

Moderator

posts 281

Holy S#hitballs is right!

5:26 am
August 27, 2010


Pujardov

Fish Monster

posts 148

I keep saying "Oh dear" a lot… may as well say it again.

Oh dear.

Hold it together, Christmas Snow. There are people counting on you.

9:18 am
August 27, 2010


Bounty

CA

Deep One

posts 244

Dave Reynolds said:

Disk's shown up before.



See, THAT's a Tensor Disk, It just sits there, hovering 3 feet off the ground. It's also a pre-errata one, as it also hovers over water.

It's time for another good idea, bad idea:
Good Idea – Getting your Insider character into the comic
Bad Idea – Joining the EOD to do so.

Gratz to Jacobus for the New Avatar!

5:36 pm
August 27, 2010


Jacobus

Deep One

posts 303

Pujardov said:

I keep saying "Oh dear" a lot… may as well say it again.

Oh dear.

Hold it together, Christmas Snow. There are people counting on you.


I think she will be fine for awhile yet. Although people screaming at her might rattle her and cause her to go into a latent supressed blood rage and kill everbody in the hospital. But I doubt that ;)

5:37 am
August 30, 2010


Pujardov

Fish Monster

posts 148

Worst feeling for a parent in the world… you're supposed to be the one who fixes things for your kids. As soon as you can't and it's down to someone else and there's nothing you can do about it… our poor mommies :(

9:13 am
August 30, 2010


Chaos Portal

Bottom Feeder

posts 1

Don't worry, Charon! Becca's in Dr. House's capable hands!

5:17 pm
August 31, 2010


SporkBot

Deep One

posts 267

At first I though that was Dr. Cox. Then I noticed the cane, and it was indeed Doctor Hacienda! M.D.!

What? The scruffy psuedo-atheistic genius doctors tend to look alike!

Do not allow yourself to ever give in to despair or self-pity…that's my job and it's copyrighted, bucko!

5:34 pm
August 31, 2010


Jacobus

Deep One

posts 303

Pujardov said:Worst feeling for a parent in the world… you're supposed to be the one who fixes things for your kids. As soon as you can't and it's down to someone else and there's nothing you can do about it… our poor mommies :(


Yeah, it is pretty nasty to be sitting at a hospital with a 3 year old, who has a temperature of 38-40 (celcius) and the doctores can't find any reasoning.

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