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4:31 pm August 13, 2010
| Andy Dandy
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| Fish Monster | posts 30 |
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Andy snickers at the hippy comment, then rolls her eyes as Aegir proceeds. 'Course I 'ad 'em check'd out, none's ans'rin' 'ere doors anna quick bribe 'er two ter th' mail carriers showed me they's mail's backed up inna boxes too. As fer contactin' 'em m'self where'er they's at, lissin, I's 'ell on wheels wi' a rifle 'er a hot set 'o wheels, but I's 'bout as mystical azza doornail – I got no way 'o callin' up wha'e'er put me inna contact wi' 'em b'fore.
Iffin' ya needs a ride annywheres near Innsm'th 'er Boston, all ya's gotta do is shoot me a PM – I got folk all over c'n play shofer fer ya.
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7:13 pm August 13, 2010
| adamas
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Post edited 7:13 pm – August 13, 2010 by adamas
An Image of a trio of hooded figures appears and a synthisized voice: We appreciate the offers of assistance, But it is unneeded for you to come. Now that the police have concluded that the explosion was from a "Freak cloudburst", we have been searching the rubble and have found no sign of either them or any para-natural artifacts, rifts, or creatures.
And Miss Andy, we must be careful about strangers around our current location. Your mail-carrier friend nearly released our familiars, and they do not like people they have not been introduced to.
The image blinks out.
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8:16 pm August 13, 2010
| Andy Dandy
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Andy rolls her eyes again. Yeesh… why's so many'a ya mystical types ally's s'frickin' arr'gn't? Th' carrier weren't no friend 'o mine 'cept I give 'im a hunnert ter lemme stick a optic cam down'a few mail slots – I seen 'nuff'a Fors' mystic scritchin's ter be wary 'o 'em, e'en wound inter decor, an'nat wouldn' trigger squat anny more'n slippin' mail in woulda. I'm mebbe vaniller, but I ain't no green colt.
Now. I'm goin' ter save m'friends an' th' bug-guy, e'en iffin' 'e did stick me, back inna dream. I'd pr'fer ter do it amicable-like, so all'a'y'all spooky bints're welc'm ter come 'long, but I'll be bushwhipped afore I'll play lackey ter newcomers ter this battle, an' on m'own turf n'less. Y'all in, 'er do I gotta chew a hole inter wha'er place they's at on m'own? 'Cause if 'ere's one thing I got in spades, it's crazy.
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2:49 am August 14, 2010
| Aegir
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Post edited 2:51 am – August 14, 2010 by Aegir
Hmm this certainly is shaping up to be worth the time. Not only is the experimental hydrogen car going great but I got to do some urban spelunking to boot. The area around this market is pretty commonplace but the area below where it was is certainly beyond words. I had to knock the rest of a gap open in some sewer lines to access it but there's quite the ecology down there that certainly is unknown to science. Tricky place too since I almost got sucked into some void. I did some experiments and dubbed it "the meat grinder", nasty place all in all. However neither my friends nor I could find hide or hair of anything human. The place felt strange too. My friends had some issues there though I felt more or less fine. I suppose if you happen to belong to the canine family it might be a good idea to steer clear of that labyrinth.
I have a few more tricks up my sleeve though locating people isn't strictly my thing. I tend to focus on more war-like things but I do have a few favors saved up I can call in. Maybe we'll get lucky maybe not. I will need some objects closely tied to the people you want to find. If they're together then I suppose you only need one object but for safety's sake it may be a good idea to bring more from multiple people. I know it sets off alarm bells but for this seclusion is generally the wisest course. I have a spot of beach I can have ready in an hour or two further north that should be isolated enough to not have people asking awkward questions or calling the cops on us for "a wild party". If you do feel like coming up here I highly suggest you bring a good dog treat like a leg bone and some fish with you, preferably fresh. My friends are…. abrasive but they can be won over easy enough with a good treat. You don't strictly need to win them over but it'll make your time more pleasant.
Just let me know where to send the GPS and I'll get the site prepared.
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4:05 am August 14, 2010
| Andy Dandy
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Andy comes into cam-range, and she looks miserable… Ow… f**k,f**k,f**k,f**kf**k… Fors, I's gonna do ya a like harm once we find ya. Was 'avin' a dream 'bout Ted Nu… *shakes her head* nivvermind, not important, but 'at bugger Fors pops up inna dream, sunk 'is fecking claws inta m'head an' shouted at me: REALM OF THE DEAD, BUT WE LIVE.
Andy shudders at the memory. I need'a drink. Eff off 'til mornin', world. Andy's webcam flicks off abruptly.
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7:03 pm August 16, 2010
| Aegir
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Post edited 7:03 pm – August 16, 2010 by Aegir
Land of the Dead he said? Which one? There's nearly a Land of the Dead for every religious order hence there's a LOT of Lands of the Dead. I can narrow it down with an item to focus on and a brief spirit walk can confirm this with little risk before I could even begin such a complex and dangerous task as opening a Gate to whichever Land of the Dead they are in. I wasn't expecting to have to take part in any rituals so I do not have the necessary materials to conduct a gate opening and I'm a little short for a spirit walk. I have all the materials for a spirit walk with the exception of Devil's Club. I don't know of any local substitute however.
The materials for a Gate opening are much more extensive and I have none of them. To open a gate to physically access whichever Land they are currently I will need a polar bear's fang, the antlers of a caribou, a bundle of Fireweed, and some Monk's Hood. The Monk's Hood isn't required but it's important to prevent spirits or worse from crossing over to our world while the gate remains open. I can try to order these materials but even throwing money at them it could take quite some time to receive them. Some Lands are less dangerous then others but I suspect that your friends may not have that sort of time.
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8:18 pm August 16, 2010
| Andy Dandy
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Andy grins at her webcam.
I cain't help none 'bout which-all one they's in but I kin prolly dig up a few d'tails 'o what-all th' place looks like, iffin' it'll help any. As fer th' rest… hon, you jes trust in ol' Andy, y'all'll be rollin' in wha'e'er y'all needs. Jes so happens I knows a guy who knows a guy who c'lects trophies fr'm 'cross th' world, an' 'e allays 'as spares lyin' 'round, 'cuz 'e don't nivver 'ave 'nuff room fer all'a 'is thingies. As fer th' herbs, got me a few contacts inna herbal arena once 'pon a time fer Hera (where'ere she's at, now). You want 'em fresh, dried, powdered, emulsified in oil, 'er cooked jes a mite?
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2:22 pm August 17, 2010
| Aegir
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Post edited 2:39 pm – August 17, 2010 by Aegir
Fresh if possible for everything. These are all potent items but even they lose a bit of power the longer you wait after harvesting. I suppose I should just buy myself a little flower business or something but my manly pride gets in the way. I'll PM you the GPS for the site just don't forget to bring those bribes with you when the materials get here. It'll make my friends less grumpy and easier to live with for the duration.
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4:14 pm August 17, 2010
| Andy Dandy
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Nadda proll'm, I'll git ya th' plantstuffs in pots, so's it's fresh's poss'bl – an' don't you worry yer pretty lil' head none, hon, m'boys knows 'ow ter git all buddy-buddy wi' guard dogs 'o all sorta kinds. Kinder gotta, some'a th' places I sends 'em. Got'cher PM by the by, jes gimme a couple hrs ta git th' animal bits an' th' pack'ge'll be onnits way – prolly by th' time ya gits this msg.
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11:22 pm August 17, 2010
| Aegir
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I have received the materials and they seem to be in good condition so I will proceed immediately. I have no clue where to begin my search without a focus but I have nothing better to do. I suppose I'll just skim and see what I find. I won't be fit for anything after this so if I do find them I have to wait atleast a full day before attempting to open the Gate and lead them to it. I don't know what exactly your relationship is with them but if you wished the gate will allow you to come along as well. It's not an easy experience and it is quite dangerous to those lacking experience dealing with spirit worlds.
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1:46 am August 21, 2010
| Aegir
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I've found them. Or where they are. I don't know for sure I'm too damn tired to think straight right now. I'll talk more tomorrow.
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3:12 pm August 24, 2010
| Andy Dandy
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Don' keep ol' Andy in s'spense, boyo, whar's th' rest'a our lil' fam'ly holed up at an' when's th' rescue boat leavin'? Got me a couple s'prises rigged, an' I'm armed fer bear, jes waitin' on yer ter sound off when yer ready ta fetch our folk back.
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6:34 pm August 24, 2010
| Aegir
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Sorry. A few dozen spirit walks in a dozen less then friendly places tends to put on plain out of commission. Ahh yes and I happen to have your employee's hat. I had a stern talk with Gunnar over taking things just to aggravate people and Sten on his habit of urinating on tires. Oh hell, there I go again. I'm still not 100%.
I take it your friend likes to wear feathers. I found traces of physical material in a realm where that sort of thing is almost unheard of. I'm not familiar with this particular area but the spirits were somewhat hostile to my spirit form. If I didn't have Sten and Gunnar with me I may well have had to fight my way out. I can open a gate to this realm in an hour or two. We can enter in the flesh or I can prepare you to spirit walk and we can guide them back. I'm not sure which is the wiser course.
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6:59 pm August 24, 2010
| Andy Dandy
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Nodda proll'm – 'ope yer beasties din' git too sick onna r'pellent 'e 'adda use ter git 'way. Way 'e tole it, yer critters kinder ambushed 'im fr'm 'bove an' darted off wi' 'ere souv'neer an' th' goodies 'e brung 'em. 'E 'ad a good, long laugh 'bout it all tho, so 'gain, nodda prollem.
An' yeap, that'd be Fors – 'e's a tricky ol' bird. I ain't no metaphysical whizkid, but it kinder soun's like 'e may'a bin tryin'a leave'a trail'a breadcrumbs fer an'one lookin' fer 'im. Hrm… I's game fer e'er way 'o gittin' 'ere, but, waal, giv'n that they's physical o'er 'ere… ain't it gonna be a mite tricky ter pull 'em back iffin' we an' they ain't inna same state? 'Sides, I'm kinder short on mystical weaps an' real, real long onna Smith an' Wesson kind.
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8:13 pm August 24, 2010
| Aegir
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Post edited 8:24 pm – August 24, 2010 by Aegir
They were far more amused then hurt. Considering their personalities I was more worried about that poor guy.
Well a Gate is just that, a doorway between the realm they're probably in and ours. That's why I asked for the Monk's Hood so we can prevent non-physical beings from passing through. If I could have pinpointed their location I could have opened it right in front of them and let them walk right through. There may still be advantages to going in the flesh since some realms the physical form is much more powerful. Though in some going in the flesh is suicide. Spirit walking is not without it's dangers though. Judging from the reaction I got it might be best if I went in the flesh at least. Physics gets….wonky sometimes in the more abstract spirit realms so I don't know how effective any potential weaponry you may bring will be.
I suppose it's a good idea to begin the Gate opening now. It'll take an hour or so and time seems to be a factor. One last warning. The Gate will remain open for 24 hours at the most if I stay here in the flesh and a few hours if I go in the flesh.
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9:38 pm August 24, 2010
| Andy Dandy
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Post edited 9:39 pm – August 24, 2010 by Andy Dandy
Awrighty… welp, since I dunno a magic thingabob fr'm'a hole inna ground, an' I know Fors does 'cause 'e's talked once 'er twice 'bout visitin' o'er d'mensions, 'er realms, 'er wha'e'er shite 'e's allays babblin' 'bout. Cain't rightly figger what's keepin' 'im fr'm fr'm draggin' th' lot of 'em back ter th' here an' now, tho – mebbe 'e 'as a mystical charlie horse? I think me goin' in alone's a bad idear any way ya slice 'er, tho.
Annyways, seeyas inna couple shakes 'o a lamb's tail – an' 'ey, mysti-gals, you comin'? I figger you gots some reason ter wanna come 'long, so shake a leg, 'ey?
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11:21 pm August 26, 2010
| Aegir
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The Gate is ready. Whoever is coming better haul some ass. If I leave it like this too long I won't be able to open the Gate at all.
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9:26 pm September 4, 2010
| Aegir
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Post edited 9:50 pm – September 4, 2010 by Aegir
I can't wait any longer if this thing is going to happen. I'm opening the gate now and heading through. I'll try to leave a trail of some sort for stragglers.
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8:38 pm September 5, 2010
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Video footage of a dingy apartment, stuff is being thrown from one side of the room to the other in what looks to be a world class rockstar style room trashing. after a moment a very frazzled looking Maz steps into the field of vision, some minor cuts on his arms and some partially healed bruises on his face.
"It's about fiu@#ing time this stupid thing is done booting up!!! I go off the radar for a few months and they end up in the goddamned land of the fu@#ing dead??? Where's Fides been in all this shit? has anyone tried calling her? I swear to Fu@#ing dogthat if anything permamanent happened to her… RAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!"
A loud pounding noise is heard from off screen and some muffled yelling.
"Look, my neighbor… I'm pretty sure he's an EOD sympathiser. Just tell me where to meet…. I'll be there.
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I’m red, white, blue, tattooed and just don’t care; I’m the all-American nightmare.
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7:06 am September 6, 2010
| adamas
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The three figures shake their heads. We are still recieving a signal from Adamas's armor saying they are at the bear market ruins. It is possible there is a residual "hole" caused by whatever means they used to escape. We will stay and make sure nothing else comes through there.
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