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4:30 pm February 23, 2010
| Tain
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| Deep One | posts 208 |
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With the interest from former players and potential new ones I figure the best way to introduce the play-style is with a little warm-up. Basically, have fun and hook some newbies! Also since we've gone a bit Lost and have our own fairly dense mythology it may be best to start fresh just for here as to keep any confusion at a minimum, just a suggestion though so no worries if you wanna import your real character over. Have a little fun with it!
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So I was told to make an account here and post something, so here goes. I'm "Tain" though you can easily guess that's not my real name, I'm not inclined to give out my real name to strangers anyway even if this Fides person told me not to. Where I got the name, well let's say before I enlisted I was a heavy nerd and played for years under a similar name. Still a nerd just less pudgy and more bastardy. Anyway I checked out some stuff like I was asked to and for the most part this town looks like any other town but I did notice a few things that were really odd. Some people really kept an eye on me until I wandered past even though I was blending in as much as possible. Noticed a ton of strange little interactions between groups of people. I couldn't really look long enough without attracting more attention and I may just be jumpy but something strange is going on here. Almost makes me wish I could carry in this state.
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5:30 pm February 23, 2010
| Tink
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Post edited 5:32 pm – February 23, 2010 by Tink
Well, I guess you can call me Tink. That's the not-entirely-original name that I came up for myself over the interblag.
I'm a sophomore mechanical engineering student at Miskatonic University- it's pretty nearby and… hang on…
*metallic crashes*
There, that ought to do it. Anyway, I'd been to Innsmouth a few times, and the whole place struck me as kind of sleepy and not very friendly, but you know, you get towns like that, right? Besides, I didn't get out much because, hello, engineering? And most of what I consider "fun" is trying to improve on Build Magazine and Mainstream Mechanicals designs. Well, the explosions aren't as fun, but they're getting fewer and further betwe- OH!
*a few more metallic crashes and something that sounds like *whud**
Erf… sorry. Anyway, about three months ago, news reports came along about this rogue wave that caused a gas explosion in Innsmouth… or something. I tried to put it to a mathematical model using my new skills in Matlab, but couldn't get anything to work. In what ended up not being one of my brighter moments, I posted what I had done so far to an Oceanography board. Eleven minutes later, it was gone, and I had a message from Fides in my inbox. And the rest, as Henry Ford would say, is Bunk.
Since then, weird stuff has been happening. Really weird. I mean, nuclear weapons grade weird. And I'm kinda dealing with it. I help where I can, but for the most part, I try to stay out of Innsmouth. Things are pretty safe out here, and I understand what's going on.
Er- what? It unplugged itself?
…Igottago.
*shouted amidst metallic clangs* It's getting breadcrumbs everywhere!
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8:25 pm February 23, 2010
| Bounty
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| Deep One | posts 244 |
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Good lord, you people aren't dead yet? I'd have thought for sure something would have eaten you by now. Or maybe fed you to something, depending on the persuasion of the people you're letting in.
I'm moving through the heartlands ATM, but if I swing East instead of West, I'll drop in on you.
Bounty
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It's time for another good idea, bad idea: Good Idea – Getting your Insider character into the comic Bad Idea – Joining the EOD to do so. Gratz to Jacobus for the New Avatar!
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8:51 pm February 23, 2010
| Forsythe
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| Deep One | posts 271 |
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Fors bursts out with laughter, an odd croaking, cawing sound. I'll make no attempt to match that most entertaining introduction, Tink, it would be as futile as outshining Helios himself! For those here who are unaware of me, I'm called Fors by some, busybody by others, and thief by some few who are simply far too obsessed with material goods to deservedly possess all of what they believe they own. What I do and what I am are intimately tied, but best kept out of the hands of our foes… and foes we have aplenty for our many sins. Such as simply being born, or being drawn together by our mutually mysterious sponsor of good faith.
Suffice to say, my purpose in life is to discover and shine light upon buried or otherwise hidden information, no matter the topic or venue. The secret meanings of the Kabbalah? Fascinating! The latest inside scoop on corporate double-dealings? Delicious! Perez Hilton's exact waist size? Useful! Fides' true identity? Ahh, now this yet evades me with a salacious insouciance I simply cannot resist. (and if you are reading this, our responsible patron, you ought know by now that you needn't be concerned – were I to learn this it would not fall into others' hands. Even one such as I can keep a few secrets, Trickster himself notwithstanding)
So until we meet in person, consider this… if unseen eyes cause your nape to vex you, it need not be assumed that they are malevolently so. Likewise, should you find yourself in need in the great outdoors, call out; it may just be that I am flitting about nearby and can discreetly lend aid.
And I may be able to help with those breadcrumbs, Tink. Fors bursts out in laughter again, which cuts off with his message.
((OOC: I'm opting for only a partial wipe – the locales and gear I can lose without blinking, but there's been so much character development on Fors that it'd be a real shame to toss all of that out the window))
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12:15 am February 24, 2010
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Post edited 12:20 am – February 24, 2010 by Dr. Hera
Now now, love. No need to confuse any new-comers entirely before they meet you. She chuckles softly in affection.
Please forgive my loquacious love… he simply can't help himself, I'm afraid. As you can can see my name, I'm sure you can suss my purpose with this ragtag band of misfits. Someone certainly has to keep them in one piece, after all. Fortunately, I am possessed of some rather unique perspectives that allow me a little more license with these louts than most physicians would be allowed. Now, should any of you find yourself on the wrong end of a pair of claws, send up the flare here and I'll get to you as soon as humanly (or inhumanly as the case may be) possible. With a wink, she grins wickedly.
Until such time as I may be of aide, let me try to get the rest of the shiny things nailed down before they all disappear via my prank-pulling magpie. I'm watching you, my love…
Clear skies and gentle winds to you all.
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There is none so blind, as will not see.
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9:23 am February 24, 2010
| Inara
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| Fish Monster | posts 70 |
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Greetings, all!
Where to begin?
Well, I guess a name is a good start. I am Inara, though you may as well call me mother hen. Someone has to look out for all of you.
Some time ago, I stumbled across a blog, written by one 'Fides', speaking of strange happenings around Innsmouth. Most involved sea creatures of some sort. I am normally skeptical, but these occurrences were matching up with some news stories that were the equivalent of "it's just a hot air balloon" in Roswell. So, I did what any sane person would do. I ran. As far from the sea as I could get.
Luckily for me, my grandparents had left me a dilapidated old farm in the middle of nowhere in Kansas. I moved out here, did some repairs, and wound up with a beautiful little family somehow. Michael is my fiance, though when we'll find time for a wedding is anyone's guess. We have two sons, Charlie and Joshua. Charlie was adopted through . . . interesting means, and has some behavior issues because of his past. Joshua came to us in the usual way, and is almost five months old.
The two things you need to know about me are that 1) I bake a mean pie (and am a pretty good cook otherwise), and 2) you are always welcome to come and rest a spell in my home. Just be prepared to be mothered like you were five years old again.
Until we meet again, may you be blessed by whatever God you choose. Much love to all of you.
(Inara was never anything but story, so I am hesitant to lose any of it. I will let go of details, but I want to keep the family I have built. Time will tell if Cara and Daniel's story will continue, or fade away. The Farm is now just a house and a barn, and we will forget any other building that has happened past that. It was getting a little difficult to keep track of anyway.)
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4:53 pm February 24, 2010
| Bounty
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| Deep One | posts 244 |
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((oog: I'm waiting for mre definition on on Magi and people like Annebelle and Malichi before I do much in character, as that's where I was aiming initally for Bounty. FWiW, I think we should be able to salvage all of the background.))
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It's time for another good idea, bad idea: Good Idea – Getting your Insider character into the comic Bad Idea – Joining the EOD to do so. Gratz to Jacobus for the New Avatar!
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7:48 pm February 24, 2010
| Tain
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| Deep One | posts 208 |
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(OOC: This is a totally unofficial deal so feel free to do as you will, I just figure cutting out some of the fat will make it a little easier for newbies to come on in and be prepared when hit by the full official deal)
So yeah I got tailed today. I need something for a little peace of mind but I don't know where to find it. Not much of anything and certainly not a firearm, but can anyone direct me to a good place to find a nice pointy object or really anything to let someone know that it was an unwise decision to jump me? I lost the guy in a crowd (thank god for that sale!) but I don't wanna be squaring off bare-handed with some weirdo.
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1:40 am February 25, 2010
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'Ey, Tain, think I c'n 'elp yer out some. Jes name a town, an' I'll git yer a good ol'fash' walkin' an' hikin' staff dropped someplace d'screet like a alley – six foot long, two inches thick, an' freaky-lookin' 'nuff ter slow down th' mos' des'prate 'o junkies. Street-legal ter boot, iffin' that's yer beef wi' a piece, jes gotta lemme know iffin' yer innerested an' what town yer in.
Waal, I'd intended ter start m'intro a tad diff'r'nt 'n 'is, but soddit. Any'o y'all 'at don' know me c'n call me Andy – I ain't much'a one fer "sharin'" 'er alla this hoopdeloopy hippystuff – I got folk ter pr'tect, an' you knowin' me'd lead ter them – but I seen th' divvils wi' m'own eyes an' I ain't shyin' from 'em e'en iffin' some folk says I's nuttier'n'a squirrel. Sanity's o'errated anny'ow, I orter know…
'Ey, back off, I said I ain't inter parcelin' out bits an' bobs 'o m'pers'n'l hist'ry like I was some effin' carpetbagger – I'll tells ya what ya needs ta know 'o me, an' leave 'er there, 'kay? Roight, 'ere it is: Y'ain't liable ter find an'one who c'n out-snipe, ner out-drive me, an' iffin' yer needs somethin' d'livered d'scretely, m'boys c'n git it from 'er to ya slick as greased dogsh*te an' quiet azza ghost – m'parents lef' me a modest biz I borra m'crazy-azza-sunbaked-snake couriers fr'm, an' m'dads brung me up right proper, all 'o 'em.
Whaddayamean, "were I raised inna commune?" Y'all really orter git th' wax outta yer ears, y'ain't gonna survive long less'n ya does – they's all ex Marines, iffin' 'at slakes yer thirst fer garbage trivia. Now 'en, who's up fer a drink, 'cause I's thirsty an' buyin' th' firs' round!
Oh, an onna side note, Goddess, I'd take 'er azza kindness iffin' y'all'd warn yer sneaky bastage ter keep 'is mitts outter m'ammo boxes – I's tired 'o chasin' 'im 'round while 'e clanks fr'm 'avin' 'is pockets stuffed wi' m'brass cartridges. 'E's liable ter run up 'gainst a 'musin s'prise next time 'e tries it, iffin' yer knows what I mean.
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2:33 pm February 25, 2010
| Inara
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| Fish Monster | posts 70 |
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Ah, Andy, so nice to hear from you again. Michael was starting to worry about you.
And, Honey, that accent of yours would stop a clock. I have to say, I missed it.
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12:57 pm February 26, 2010
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Andy cackles with glee. Glad ter be back, m'dear! Bin stuck inna small office wi' a couple'a joyless folk fr'm th' Eye Arr Ess fer th' las' week – seems m'accountant were usin' regs that they din' quite know 'bout yet. Jaysis, gimme rabid fishyfolk wi' a jawful 'o impacted teeth anna colon fulla habaneros anyday, c'mpared ter them – 'leastwise, fishyfolk'll back off when ya got 'em dead ter rights. Ah'm okeydokey inna end tho – waved a wodge 'o cash attem (notta bribe, jes a "installment payment") an' tole 'em ter re-check their figgers. Andy rolls her eyes.
S'anny'ow, glad ter 'ear you a' Mikey's doin' good an' c'ngrats onna kidlet – 'ope 'e's lessa a pest'n ol' Charlie's bin – but give ol' Mikey a thwap 'tween th' eyes fer me fer worryin' like a ol' woman. 'O all folk, 'e ourghter know I ain't goin' out wi' a whimper – more like, iffin' I ev'r got takin' down by what-all stalks us, thar'd be a friggin' huge *BANG* fit ter rattle th' winders 'o them effin' revenuers firs'.
An' yeah, I can talk plain and simple if I care to, but durnitall talkin' plain jes ain't no fun less'n y'cain spice things uppa mite, y'know? ('sides, I din' threaten noone wi' random mayhem an' vi'lence this time, so's I figger I'm "growin'", wha'e'er th' 'ell that malarkey means )
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6:11 pm February 26, 2010
| Inara
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| Fish Monster | posts 70 |
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Ah, Andy. You are right, as ever. Sorry to hear about your trouble with the IRS – never fun.
Yeah, Joshua is doing well – he will be five months old this weekend. Already. And, for the most part, he's a dream baby. Sleeps through anything, never cries until he needs something, happy to just be around people. Of course, all of that went out the window this week when he caught his first cold. Wouldn't you know it, too, Charlie caught it at the same time. Poor Michael's been sleeping on the couch, since both boys want to sleep on me all the time. The only good thing about it is that it makes Charlie want to cuddle instead of throw things. And, to be fair, Charlie is doing a ton better. His outbursts have dropped to about once a week at this point, instead of several a day. He is positively fascinated by his little brother, and wants to include him in everything. After one of his tantrums one day, I told him that he couldn't be around Joshua if he was going to act like that, because he might hurt him. I could see him turn that over in his mind. Ever since then, he's been really careful around the baby. Unfortunately, the nightmares continue. I don't know if those will ever go away, completely. Poor kid.
Oh, wait, Michael wants to say something:
Andy, don't you tell my girl to hit me like that. She takes ya' serious! I'm certain it's gonna bruise! I tell ya' . . .
Inara back. Michael's just being whiny, so ignore him. Love to all of you.
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8:11 pm February 26, 2010
| adamas
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I have no idea what's going on. I was following this guy into an allyway in Mobile to see if he was getting him some on the side for my client. I woke up in a hospital bed. Aparently I was out of the Gulf after someone left me for chum. Now this message from this 'Fides' joker saying to contact you people. Explain.
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8:49 pm February 26, 2010
| Tink
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Erg. Well. It's like this.
I'm guessing you're a private detective, of sorts. Have you ever seen anything you can't quite explain? This is one of them.
Um. No. That's not really helpful, is it? To make a very long story of which I do not have all the details a short one, we're a group of people fighting an organization called the EoD- which we are not to spell out on this board, by the way. These guys, apparently, wanted to raise an ancient demon and turn us all into fish food, or something. They haven't succeeded yet, and we're here to make things difficult for them. I think.
Honestly, I've dealt with these particular people far less than I've dealt with the other weird stuff. Incidentally, if you're ever in Arkham and you see more rats than is normal, run. Or priests with swords. Or too many bats flying together. Or ambulatory plants.
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11:47 pm February 26, 2010
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Ah, my young ones, how my old eyes and ears have missed your infernal chatter around my quiet home. The Manor library has been devoid of empty pizza boxes, my brandy supply has been unmolested, my best tobacco remains unstolen, and it seems like a long, long age since I have been stabbed in my own home or had to plaster bulletholes in the walls, dispose of corpses or bribe the local police into turning blind eyes to the contents of my quiet, scholarly home.
My son is still my hand in the field, my old comrade Lyle is still feeding me news on the police-band radio for Middlesex county (and while I continue to lose my games of cards with him and let him drink my bourbon reserves dry, forgets about the murder that took place in my home and the monster I keep in the basement), and my scholarly brethren from Boston common are still at our disposal should we wish to continue our tinkering with forgotten sciences (the lamp, the lance and the breath-of-dragons remain in my care, ready to sear our foes once more, should the time come, as do the Manor's many unusual firearms). And the great iron Seal, remains involate.
And the books, oh the weapon of knowledge is with us, as the might of the Lord himself. My knowledge, as ever, is yours. Should you visit us at the Manor, bring shellfish… you all know Neri is partial to guests that bring dinner.
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Никакое зло без хорош.
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4:02 am February 27, 2010
| Forsythe
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Adamas, think of us as you will, but I suggest respect towards Fides; he/she/they have done much to preserve us despite our early follies. Yes, we oppose forces that work against humanity's best interests; no, we are not clinically insane. I do not know you, but for the span of this post please allow me the strawman assumption that you do not readily believe in "magic"? To an engineer of merely a hundred years ago, "beamed" power (let alone cheap high-grade wireless data connections) would be a thing of laughable fiction – yet they exist today. To quote Heinlein, "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic" – and the vast majority of our foes have their origins rooted in times long before recorded history began. I would suggest you approach any experiences our proximity may engender with an open mind; a mugger will kill just as swiftly, be he human or Progenitor. (think: humanoid piscene lifeform) If that is still not sufficient, I can (reluctantly) display in person that not all of human knowledge is constrained within Wikipedia's catalogues; I hope it does not come to that, however, as it can have… unpredictable results, most of them hazardous to my own corpus.
P, you old horse thief – it is good to hear from you again! We had feared for the worst, but refrained from visiting should you merely be secluding yourself from palimony suits (the EoD presumably being amongst the least of your concerns *grin*). Likewise gladly known is it that you and yours maintain your good fortunes amidst the country's fiscal woes – tell me, are there still ferret-faced humans who believe they have the legal right to despoil your collection to their own financial and political gain? I have learned a few tricks since last we spoke, and would be pleased to relieve you of such stalwart defenders of self-interest… if you take my meaning.
And Andy, I'm truly hurt, wounded to the quick no less… surely you realize by now that I would not be taken in by stink-bombs? Besides, your catridges make such wonderful windchimes… all glittering and clinking against each other… I think they fulfil a much nobler purpose this way, than being used to weld lead to gunpowder for the express purpose of violence, no? *grins mischevously*
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11:25 am February 27, 2010
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Post edited 11:52 am – February 27, 2010 by adamas
Yes Tink, I am a Private detective, And while I prefer priestesses, the use of swords are not unknown to me, and being turned into fish food is quite unappealing, believe me on that. And Forsyth, as for Magick and things not of this realm…Let's say I can accept more then most of my ilk. I just prefer to know who I'm working for and with. Now that I do, I assume the job is basicly to make sure these…things stay where they belong?
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12:53 pm February 27, 2010
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Hah! You are still the wily bird I remember, Fors. Palimony indeed… mayhap I lived in California where such boggling laws seem to hold more water than an urn… I am a man of the Old Country, comrade, and see all things in realms of practicality, and taking my advanced years into account, such a thing is wholly impractical.
No, that would require both parties to sign something, and handwriting is still a mystery to my precious one. You must infer a paternity suit, yes? You are not the only one that can make the edge of a wise tounge sharp, no? Ah, but you make this old face smile, for what is a life without jibes? Though I will still keep my doors closed around april through may; this house may prove damaging to hale men in such… tempestuous seasons. Thankfully I am not forty years younger; my only vices remaining are in aged casks, rolled in Cuba or lie in decks of cards.
As for my 'affairs' with Wiseman, Foggart and Hughes… there is something of a respite in their potential depredations. Foggart apparently died of some manner of heart failure four months past, the night of his sixty-sixth birthday. Friends with loose lips in the County sent me a copy of the coroner's report… a man of his years should have stayed well clear of China, if you follow. Foggart was always the least mature and had numerous vices that had caused the Harvard faculty a few, let us say 'embarassments'. I sent his widow some flowers in condolences. She should have a most comfortable life free of this wretched man, and at twenty years his junior all doors are open, as it were. Wiseman and Hughes remain however, watchful as buzzards, so my vigilance remains.
'Beamed power' though, I feel I should nit-pick as you say, and remind you it was almost a fact a hundred years past. If only Wardenclyffe Tower had been completed… Should I find myself in Milan, Ohio, and I were a lesser man, I would take a flame to Edison's birthplace. Theives and liars do dot deserve memorial. How one man's greed and pride can cost a world… is that not the selfsame lesson of Innsmouth?
Ah, but I ramble, as old men are wont to. Lord keep all you old hearts safe, and may he guide the feet of the newcomers I sense drawing close to safe sanctuary from evil.
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Сестра красотки тщета, и ее дочь затем похоть.
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1:32 pm February 27, 2010
| Inara
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| Fish Monster | posts 70 |
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Oh, Pujo, my dear old man. It is so wonderful to hear from you again. I have been quite worried for your well-being of late, but with two small children ever clinging to me, I found it somewhat impossible to come visit. While you mean much to me, old man, I could not bring my children into the possibility of danger for you.
Speaking of the children, I would love to bring them for a visit, but I am afraid that they would scare the tail off of Neri, and vice versa. In lieu of that, mayhap I can convince Michael to take them for a weekend so that I, at least, may come and converse with you. I have much missed our long discourses. Or, as always, you are welcome to visit us at the Farm – though I know how reluctant you are to leave your manor.
In any case, it is good to know you are well. Know that my thoughts are often with you, old man.
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4:31 pm February 27, 2010
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My child, as welcome as children would be, this house is not the safest place for little ones. I would not dream of allowing innocents into harm's way. Not so much as my houseguest is concerned but insofar as my deplorable habit of leaving firearms tucked under chairs and in wedged in roll-top desks. You know first-hand how dangerous my house is to the unwary. Also some things here are potential fuel for a lifetime of nightmares. I am as much a guardian as a protector of knowledge.
Should you ever wish for a weekend away however, please feel free to visit. You are both quite welcome. Though I think I will regret saying this, the large pond in the rear garden has been pleasingly transformed into a swimming pool (for ensuring muscles remain in good health – and naturally I do not mean my own) so those walking around back will no doubt mistake the place for a spa. I will naturally forbid 'pool parties' forthwith, though the house is now a modicum more relaxing. There is still room for visitors who do not mind untidiness and the smell of oil to tarry a while in the tractor shed and stablehouse.
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Никакая головка поэтому святейше дьявол не может сделать гнездй в ем.
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