We have reached the end of this interlude…and also the unofficial end of Season One of Shadowgirls. Season Two begins on Monday, November 2nd. Please take this opportunity to tell all of your friends who don’t know about Shadowgirls and who might be interested to start reading now so that they are all fired up and ready when we relaunch the site in 2 weeks.

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And in case you were worried, they found the kid who was in the runaway balloon. He was in the garage hiding. I’m glad the kid’s okay. I guess the lesson we’ve learned here is that if you yelled at your kid and he ran off, check the garage, attic and your house before you call in the military and close airports.

Let the countdown begin!

I don’t know how old I was when noticed how many Disney cartoons ended with what I would later call “The Spectreman” (Look it up) The Spectreman is what might be called the final stage of the boss fight. The main enemy of the show or movie or book or cartoon suddenly becomes very large. In many cases (Power Rangers, Eye of the World, The Belgariad) the good guy also enlarges to become the same size and they battle on the grand scale.

Disney however doesn’t do that. They require that the good guy overcomes these ever increasing and more dangerous odds. I could name them off but I’d rather you start ticking them off in your head and then go “Son of a bitch.”

I have two favorite Disney villains, (if you pin me down I will choose Maleficent. But that’s because she was first.) Years later however I would be introduced to Shan Yu of Mulan fame.

Now, this guy, was just evil. Someone put up a wall, it pissed him off and he decided to f#@%cking kill everything. Now that might be enough for some people, but here is what eventually put Shan Yu into the villain hall of awesome. After Mulan buries his army with an avalanche there is a scene where he PUNCHES his way out of the pile of snow. For those of you who live in tropical climates, let me inform you that a shovel full of snow is heavy. And this was like…many shovelfulls.

Shan Yu looks around, sees his decimated army and lets loose what can only be called a howl. After this howl, a small group of his men then erupt out of the snow as well in answer to their leader’s battle cry.

Okay, here is where it becomes awesome.

Those dudes were dead. (I don’t care what you saw. I know what I know.) Mulan dropped a mountain on his army and they died. And then Shan Yu…SCREAMED THEM BACK TO LIFE.  I don’t mean necromancy or some other kind of magic crap. He didn’t heal them or wish them back, or use the force or cry tears of love that resurrected them.  He reached down deep into his frozen nut sack and screamed some mongols back from the other side and then DEMANDED that they get up and go with him on a mission to murder the Emperor.

You know what…F#$% Maleficent…all she did was turn into a big ass dragon.

Enjoy the page, this might be my favorite one in the story. And while we’re at it, who’s YOUR favorite Disney villain and why!

In honor of Columbus Day, we give you…

Giant, scary, snake-man. I’m sure there’s a connection that can be made there but I don’t see it.

Anyone think they can do a Kevin Bacon on Christopher Columbus? I don’t use the word a lot…but that’d be pretty epic.

I did Judy Garland once and I impressed myself.  (In the Kevin Bacon game. The other way would be impressive too I suppose.)

Stream of consciousness is a terrible thing.

Well I for one am SHOCKED! Shocked I tell you. Call it an object lesson folks. Picking up men in bars is never a good idea. Especially ones named after snakes.